February 2012
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I've been going tanning
Just a 10-tan package so I don’t get burnt while I’m in Florida…
I’m sunburnt on my stomach and like my bra-line.
It’s not even real sun :(
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Thank God Jim is a good husband and didn’t fall for Kathy’s nasty disgusting tricks.
I hope Pam kicks her ass when they get back to Scranton.
Anyone who was curious
According to Trevor May’s facebook (no, I wasn’t creeping what are you talking about) the minor league guys report to Clearwater on March 1st.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
I just went on a "date".
1) It lasted 27 minutes. From my arrival to getting back in my car.
2) I told him he looked nice, he said nothing about me. I look adorable.
3) We split the check. On a first date.
I’m trying out WordPress because I want to post my writing on a place a bit more appropriate for it than Tumblr. Tumblr isn’t a place to post my short stories, clearly, or I would have more than 5 followers on my writing page.
Anyway.
WordPress has so many more fucking settings and things to change. Like…I just wanna post.
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap...
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“The greatest thing that ever happened to me was coming to the phillies”
– Roy Halladay (via phanatic2634)
i notice everything.
and by everything, i literally mean everything. i notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. i notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. i notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. i notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. i notice every single little detail. i just don’t say anything.
Okay so I had no idea wtf BriereFan was...
And then I found her on Twitter.
And from the last two days, there are like a thousand tweets where she’s asking the same questions about his injuries to different sources.
What even is this. Is she serious?
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
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Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do..
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
Sestito and Lilja signing →
Feb 29th
Jagr, Briere, Hartnell signings →
March 2nd, 7th, 19th respectively.
What do you do if your phone desperately needs to be charged, but the wall is too far away to charge it and use it at the same time and you’re texting someone somewhat important?
Note: There are no available extension cords.
WAIT
FACEBOOK NOW HAS A TRANSLATE OPTION ON STATUSES IN OTHER LANGUAGES
I CAN SEE WHAT MY SPANISH BOYS ARE SAYING IN THEIR STATUSES
Without the help of Google Translate/copy and pasting
DGLKJDHL;KJSHTL;KJSDL;FKHJ
Listen can someone please find me pictures of the minor league guys practicing in Clearwater? This is a legitimate request and I’ll probably love you forever.
bouwdacious:
papelbonsalterego replied to your post: so I caved and started reading the Hunger Games…
omg yes do you love it or do you love it
I can’t put it down omg it’s so GOOD
We’ve got another one you guiseeee <3333
Who the hell let Cee Lo Green be on The Voice?
Like, shouldn’t you have talent in order to be in charge of recognizing talent?
Just saying.
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Soooo in case you guys know who I’m talking about uhm, “Wheels” from the original Degrassi series died FIVE YEARS AGO and they’re just reporting it now.
He died in a hotel room, alone, of natural causes. Apparently the police are like just now getting around to letting his family know, and it was in an obituary today.
Poor Wheels <3
Just saw a commercial all about baseball for PHL17 and it was all
OPENING
DAY
APRIL
5TH
And now I have chills
BASEBALL YOU ARE SO CLOSE AND YET SO FARRRRR
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smithpelly:
do you ever just sob because your team is so perfect
You know your emotions are probably out of whack when you’re tearing up at the end of the Scooby Doo movie.
I was just on the phone with this dude from plentyoffish.com
And like…
He’s so fucking hot
And he’s really nice
But he sounds like his voice never changed
And he talked more than I do.
Awkward.
ovenfullofhornyjews:
If you don’t immediately respond to me I assume that you hate me or you died
tinkersghost replied to your post: Games I’ll be going to while in Florida: March…
Also, idk if you’re going to fly to Arizona on the 14th or watch it on tv or something, but neither Dodgers or the Reds play here anymore. Dodgers moved after 2008, and Reds 2009.
Ah, so they did. Good catch. Because, uh, there is apparently something like a “Goodyear, FL” that Google found...
tinkersghost replied to your post: Games I’ll be going to while in Florida: March…
Actually it’s not bad here in the first part of the month. It’s kinda cold and occasionally wet. But anyways, be careful on the drive from Cow Town to Bradenton and PC, 75 gets tricky and it’s two lanes around PC. Also, I’ll be at the Tigers game.
I only went there like a week later last year and it was...
Games I’ll be going to while in Florida:
March 11th: Tigers @ Astros - 1:05PM
March 12th: Phillies @ Pirates - 1:05 PM; Astros @ Yankees 7:05PM
March 13th: Phillies @ Astros - 1:05PM
March 14th: Twins @ Phillies - 1:05PM
March 15th: Phillies @ Rays - 1:05PM
March 16th: Nationals @ Yankees - 1:05PM
I am going to be a hot, sweaty, sunburnt mess with all these day games in Florida.
I am...
I have absolutely no desire to go to work while my uterus is being stabbed repeatedly. Ugh.
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Need a character name
For a story that is supposed to be a modern day Rapunzel. I’d like the name to have some sort of relation to the story. For example, my main character (the unnamed one) is in a band called The Grim Sisters, because the Brothers Grimm originally published the tale, according to Wikipedia.
Anyway, need a character name. Please help!!!!!
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I really need to get ready to go out tonight.
I’m curling my hair which takes forever because it’s ridiculously long and thick.
But The Big Bang Theory is on and I don’t want to stop watching it. Le Sigh.
dwight-you-ignorant-slut:
at least the office fandom can agree on this: kathy is a dumb bitch
^Amen.
