I'm obsessed with the Phillies.
I could name my favorites, but I would end up with the entire roster here.
Also developed an obsession with minor league affiliates.
IronPigs. R-Phils. Threshers. BlueClaws.
Occasionally I do talk about things besides baseball. Rarely.
Other obsessions include:
The Monkees (RIP Davy Jones), Taylor Swift, The Hunger Games, Boy Meets World, NCIS, Law & Order: SVU.
Yo hablo Espanol. Un poquito.
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
All That - The Inconvenience Store
I’m losing it.
LaTasha was the original Deltrese.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M JUST A CASHIER.”
Bottom Text: “I DON’T CONTROL CORPORATE POLICY.”]
I am a cashier. I take your money and allow you to leave the store with our stock. That is the extent of my power.
Things I have no control over:
- the return policy
- the store’s decor
- the music played
- the stock selection
- the frequency and consistency of our stock shipments
- the quality of the products stocked
- anything having to do with the store’s website
- the behavior of other customers
To lodge a complaint regarding Items 1 through 7, please contact our company’s customer service department.
To lodge a complaint regarding Item 8, please contact the customer service department of the company that manufactured the product in question.
To lodge a complaint regarding Item 9, please contact the website’s customer service. The company’s chain of stores is completely separate from the website and there is no interaction between the two. (Additionally, the company’s website is managed by an outside company.)
Regarding Item 10: If another customer is behaving in a way that is illegal, dangerous, offensive, or disruptive, please let an employee and/or the police know or address the customer yourself, as is appropriate for the situation. If the customer in question is having a conversation you don’t like, wearing clothes you don’t like, has a hairstyle you don’t like, or is behaving in a manner you do not like that does not fall under the categories of illegal, dangerous, offensive, or disruptive, suck it up and leave them (and us) alone.
If you complain at me or cashier regarding these things (aside from the specific circumstances in Item 10), you are an asshole. Please leave the store and reevaluate your behavior.
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
in 1930 the average wages were $27,481*
in 2012 the average wages were $44,321
in 1930 the average home cost $53,635*
in 2013 the average home cost $289,500
in 1930 the average car cost $8,369*
in 2013 the average car cost $31,352
but no you are probably right, it’s just twenty-somethings being lazy.
Hi everyone! This is very important!! Recently, two beautiful dogs, Lola & Rumba, passed away from accidentally swallowing the strings from a regular, Petsmart rope toy!! The owner, instagram user @fg_lola , posted this on instagram. “…We want to share the cause of their passing so it doesn’t happen to your babies. Lola and Rumba chewed their toy and swallowed threads, clogging their intestines. Lola choked and passed out before we could even make it to the vet. Our world came crashing as this nightmare begins to unravel. We could not believe that our princess was no longer alive. Then, we noticed Rumba was not eating. Everything seemed fine, but something in my heart said that she too had swallowed the same threads as Lola. After 2 vets, one recommended exploratory surgery. At first we thought her surgery was a success. The vet said it was a very complicated surgery because her intestines were scrunched up like an accordion and were severely bruised. They kept her in the hospital for 5 days and she still wasn’t eating. We visited her every morning and evening while she was there. The vet called us and mentioned us taking her home to see if she would eat in her comfort zone. It breaks my heart to tell you that she didn’t make it through the night. Losing both of our girls has been such a traumatic and painful time in our lives. My heart is broken into a million pieces and our home feels empty without them…” The toy that they gave their dogs was a regular rope toy!!! If you have any of these dog toys in your house DISPOSE OF THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE or make sure to ALWAYS supervise your dog while he/she is playing with the toy! Please reblog this to get the word out! #NoRopeToys
To celebrate reaching 1000 sales in my shop I’m having a week long 25% off sale! Now through Monday 3/10/4 you can use coupon code CELEBRATE1000 to receive 25% off absolutely any order! Etsy.com/shop/CrystalVibes - Remember I’m always up for custom orders! If you like my jewelry but want a specific stone just message me on etsy, I’m more than happy to make you your dream piece of jewelry!Please reblog this to help spread the word! xo
the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”